- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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