I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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lololololololololol

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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