A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

thumb_up thumb_down +15

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Osama Bin Laden dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Gadaffi

thumb_up thumb_down +9

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down +9

(insert Anti-Joke here)

thumb_up thumb_down +9

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Penis jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops