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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Lebron Traveled

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

World Of Warcraft

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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