- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Pianca going ham

WNBA

Knock knock It's open, come in.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Fuck her

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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