why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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A ginger rapping.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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