What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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