Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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noodles

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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im black

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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you are gay

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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