- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

whats red white and blue? i dont know

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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