Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Punchline.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

womans rights

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Hey Caleb.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Please don't rape me.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Gadaffi

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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