Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Pickle!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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dead babies

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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