What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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The WNBA

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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