What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

Hummer.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you find....... there's a..........

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

What's your name? You tell me.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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