My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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