What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Penis

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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The horse said "nay."

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Anti Joke

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