- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

I LIKE TURLES.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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