What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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