How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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SAY

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Grapefruit.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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