Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Y2K

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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knock knock Come in.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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