A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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