roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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whats better than shoes feet

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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God.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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A fat man buys a salad

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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