What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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beiber i straight

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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the WNBA

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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