- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

throbbing slobber

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Ben is gay

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

i am predestal

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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