What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Dead babies.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Black people

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jokes r dumb

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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