- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

steves legs

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

. Deez nuts Ok

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

The jets are a good team..

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

A ginger rapping.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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