How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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DANA

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Hey Caleb.

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Oliver's friends

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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