Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Canada

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Dear John,

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