why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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hi bye

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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marble

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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