Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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The WNBA.

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