Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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