- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What comes after "Q" R

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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