Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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your life

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Indeed.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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A scottish man having fun

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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ekoj

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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