Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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