What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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SPAMS!!!

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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A black man killed someone

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Brett Farve

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