Niko isnt a mexican douche

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suck my dick.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why Because

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Haha pizza

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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