Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

a horse walks into a barn

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

johann grayson being liked

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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