Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Penis

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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johann grayson being liked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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