- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

cheese

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Windows Vista

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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