what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

...and I'm a Mormon.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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