What break when you talk?

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Y2K

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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69

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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