- Anti Joke

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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