- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Dead babies.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

why did the chicken cross the road.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What comes after "Q" R

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

I love boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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