What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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the WNBA

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Turtles

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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