- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

This is not Will Smith.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

beiber i straight

did you ever see a butter fly?

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What time is it? 10:58

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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