Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

This is not Will Smith.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

beiber i straight

did you ever see a butter fly?

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What time is it? 10:58

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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