- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Guess what? Chicken butt

This is not Will Smith.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

One Big Ass Mistake America

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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