Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why....... Because.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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