yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

. Deez nuts Ok

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

want to go home? yea

Bing

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Anti Joke

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