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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

a banana

Justin Bieber

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

steves legs

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What time is it? 10:58

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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