What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Brett Farve

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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