what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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I am really good at math debating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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