- Anti Joke

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hi my name is? joe

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Santa Clogged my toliet

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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