Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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I am a real homosexual

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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