A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Hi poop!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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