Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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PENIS

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Water, please.

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