- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

go go gadget

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Women rights..

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

I LIKE TURLES.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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