Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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That's what he said.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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