- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

That's what he said.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Slavery

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