- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Mmmm, donuts

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

W.N.B.A.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Shit.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Your life That's the joke

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What's 9 +10 19

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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