Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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nice shorts.

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this website...

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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