- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

chuck norris

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Dan O'Driscoll

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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