SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Why Because

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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