minorities.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

haha.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

I dislike old people.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Golf.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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