Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Pianca going ham

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Slavery

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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gay marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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