What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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