A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

beiber i straight

I love boobs

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

two fish are in a tank.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

i hate you.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

A horse walks into a bar...n

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

I came.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Turtles

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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