i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Women

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Women's rights.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Poop

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Obama.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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hi my name is? joe

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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