Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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