Where else? The junk yard

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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My children are mistakes

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Myspace

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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