What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Kate

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Kittens.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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