- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Penis jokes.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

The jets are a good team..

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Chaney is a dumb b****

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