onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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I love boobs

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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