What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Rob Bell

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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