- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Golf.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Amputations.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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