A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Josh kissing a girl

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

jewish people like other jewish people.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

sweaty black guy

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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