Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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this website...

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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minorities

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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penis

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I don't get it

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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i hate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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