what's brown and sticky? a stick.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

your momma's an antijoke

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

you just lost the game!

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

A man walks into a bar.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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