- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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